some Rachaelisms

Rachaelisms I've journaled thus far:

(to her attending oncologist after hearing that they still don't know what type of cancer she has) "So if I end up having a type of cancer you've never seen, will you name it after me???"

(calling her tanning salon to cancel her monthly membership) "Hi I'd like to cancel my membership because I am actually in the hospital and I've been diagnosed with cancer, so I won't be in again anytime.... EVER" she further explains that she is immobilized with a fractured spine, and the lady says, "so there's no way you can come in to sign this paperwork?" GEEZUM! lol

We were speculating on the different ways they may treat her broken spine and of course we discussed the very real possibility of metal being used so she says "better not get me around a microwave, I'll p**s my pants and forget who I am for a week!" (Cousin Eddie-Christmas vacation) HAHAHAHAHA!

I helped her brush her teeth and she says, "I hope I don't have to tip ya"

there are tons more, I can't keep up with most of them ;-)